Recently I have heard a term popping up that has been ascribed to all sorts of jerky behaviour- that word is ‘bloke.’ It seems any sort of asswipish act is described by a certain segment of the British press (and men of a certain age,) as ‘blokey’ or the domain of ‘blokes.’
Examples:
“Top Gear is a ‘blokey’ show, so you have to expect Clarkson to make idiotic comments, that’s what ‘blokes’ do.”
“When ‘blokes’ go to a pub, the first thing that they do is compare Blackberrys and tech gadgets.”
“Lesbianism is very enticing to ‘blokes’ who would normally be against male homosexuality.”
“John Terry is just a ‘bloke’.”
What is obvious to me from the context of the above statements and countless others like them, is that the term ‘bloke’ is little more than a euphemism for the term ‘cunt.’ Ergo, I see the constant use of this word ‘bloke’ as lttle more than attempt to sneak the cunt word into our vocabulary via stealth means. Open up a copy of the Daily Mail…I defy you to find a use of the word ‘bloke’ that would not be better suited to the word ‘cunt.’ Give me one example of ‘blokey’ behaviour that could not also be described as ‘cunty.’
You can’t- there aren’t any. Get rid of the ‘b’ word!